Out of Office Do Not Disturb - Dachshund Comfort Colors Hoodie

A soft, garment-dyed hoodie with absolutely no plans.

Your Dachshund didn't take a personal day. They took a permanent one. Out of Office. Do Not Disturb. is a love letter to every long dog who has fully committed to doing absolutely nothing - belly up, legs in the air, completely at peace with that decision. This hoodie exists for everyone who deeply relates.

This heavyweight garment-dyed hoodie wraps you in the same broken-in comfort as your favorite vintage sweatshirt - from the very first wear. The washed, lived-in color and soft fleece interior make it the hoodie you'll reach for every single day. A bold belly-up Dachshund silhouette and cheeky lettering sit center chest, giving it a playful, slightly rebellious vibe that reads as humor and personality rather than noise.

Wear it on lazy weekends, at dog meetups, or any Sunday when you and your Dachshund have mutually agreed to do absolutely nothing until further notice.

The double-needle stitching and ribbed cuffs mean it's built to keep that broken-in look through many washes and many couch days.

Available in six carefully chosen colors and sizes S–3XL - because The Sausage Standard is for every Dachshund household.

Fits true to size with a relaxed feel. Size up one size for an intentionally oversized look.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton garment-dyed fleece
• Heavyweight fabric with soft fleece interior
• Relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Kangaroo front pocket
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• Sizes S–3XL

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron directly on design
• Do not dry clean