Zoomies O'Clock - Dachshund Comfort Colors Hoodie

A soft, garment-dyed hoodie that knows exactly what time it is.

It's not on the calendar. It's not scheduled. But your Dachshund has been planning this sprint since approximately 11 minutes ago - for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Zoomies O'Clock arrives without warning and leaves without explanation. This hoodie is for everyone who has survived the chaos, respected the commitment, and honestly? Would do it all again.

This heavyweight garment-dyed hoodie wraps you in the same broken-in comfort as your favorite vintage sweatshirt - from the very first wear. The washed, lived-in color and soft fleece interior make it the hoodie you'll reach for every single day. A bold running Dachshund silhouette and cheeky lettering sit center chest, giving it a playful, slightly rebellious vibe that reads as humor and personality rather than noise.

Wear it on lazy weekends, at dog meetups, or approximately 3 minutes after your Dachshund has lapped the living room seventeen times for no apparent reason.

The double-needle stitching and ribbed cuffs mean it's built to keep that broken-in look through many washes and many unexpected zoomies episodes.

Available in six carefully chosen colors and sizes S–3XL - because The Sausage Standard is for every Dachshund household.

Fits true to size with a relaxed feel. Size up one size for an intentionally oversized look.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton garment-dyed fleece
• Heavyweight fabric with soft fleece interior
• Relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Kangaroo front pocket
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• Sizes S–3XL

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron directly on design
• Do not dry clean